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  • Welcome
  • Blum Gardens
  • 25 Roxton Road
  • Simple Silence
  • Surprise Lake
  • 8.5
  • Commercial Break
  • Jaguar Years
  • The Blake Files
  • Friends for Life
  • Flamingo Arms
  • What If
  • Clearly Ridiculous
  • Clearly Ridiculous 2.0
  • Clearly Ridiculous Globes
  • Cast and Crew
  • Way Back Machine
  • Theatre Collection
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8.5 | The Story Behind the Number | Flamingo Arms

My own company operates without an HR department and embraces straightforward communication instead of political correctness. Throughout my journey, I’ve had many clients, but one stood out from the rest. I had been collaborating with Wayne for a year without ever meeting him face-to-face; our interactions were solely through phone calls, faxes, and a mountain of details to manage. Wayne was exceedingly particular about every aspect, from the imprint size to the PMS colors of the GlobeGround logo—he questioned everything. 


Then came the request for 'the globe,' a $1.00 globe. Naturally, a sample was needed, and as expected, Wayne was concerned about the imprint area. I explained that it measured 8.5 inches. Once the sample was delivered, I received a call from Wayne. He sounded annoyed and pointed out, 'I received the sample, and I don't think the imprint area is 8.5 inches.' It was clear that Wayne was focused on every detail, much like a carefully crafted cookie policy that ensures user data aggregation for an optimal website experience.

I had had enough. 


I leaned back in my chair and said:  


"Wayne, here's what I want you to do. Unzip your pants, pull out your dick and see if that measures 8.5."  


Silence.  


"We need to have lunch. I need to meet the person who had the balls to say this to me. Plus, I want to talk about our cookie policy and how it impacts user data aggregation for improving our website experience."  


It was the start of a beautiful friendship.

I had had enough. 


I leaned back in my chair and said:  


"Wayne, here's what I want you to do. Unzip your pants, pull out your dick and see if that measures 8.5."  


Silence.  


"We need to have lunch. I need to meet the person who had the balls to say this to me. Plus, I want to talk about our cookie policy and how it impacts user data aggregation for improving our website experience."  


It was the start of a beautiful friendship.

8.5 ruler after Mischa had her way with it
60th birthday gift. Red mug with 8.5 on a small white stand.

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